Wanda: I am reminded by my geeky coworkers (who aren't nearly as cool as my fellow Widget1 suffers) that it is again International Talk Like a Pirate Day. arrrr(gh) and all that
Emma: arrrrrr, matey, I be blowed! Well, shiver me timbers, and hoist me mainsails, I'm off to talk like a pirate!
Wanda: don't forget your sword--or your parrot
Emma: Me ( Read more... )

Emma and The Lizzie embrace. Emma hands The Lizzie two packages.
Emma: This should be what you need.
The Lizzie: Excellent, minion. We are well pleased.
The Lizzie departs in a most excellent red plume of smoke. Emma heads back to her office.
Receptionist: Hi Emma. Who was that? Your sister?
Emma: My dealer.
Disembodied Voice of the Lizzie: ( Read more... )